Rude Britannia tea towel
Here you have 24 of the funniest & rudest place names the UK has to offer all on one tea towel! This uniquely funny Rude Britannia UK road sign tea towel is perfect for Secret Santa, Stocking Fillers, Valentines, Friends Birthdays & helps make Christmas Shopping easy whilst showing off your rarified sense of humour! Those "Hard to Buy For" people in your life - Boyfriend, Wife, Brother, Husband, Colleague, Housemate - will laugh a lot & thank you profusely!
From Boobery in the South West to Twatt on both Orkney & Shetland, via Bell End, Shitterton & Minge Lane - there really is something to offend everyone!
"Lesser Spotted Britain" is my village road sign gift range that features my photographs of the UK's funnily, daftly and sometimes downright rudely named villages & roads. Anyone can put a swear word on a product but where's the ingenuity in that?!
My products are the culmination of over 25 years & upwards of 30,000 miles travelled at the coal face of funny UK place names. I’ve photographed every single sign on my coasters, mugs, tea towels, books & more - the resultant archive stretches into the thousands & I'm always adding more!
Since embarking on my journey back in 2002 I’ve had made a Channel 4 TV series called “Lesser Spotted Britain”, had two bestselling books published - 2004's Far From Dull & Other Places (Sort Of Books) & 2015's Lesser Spotted Britain (Portico) &, in 2018, two of my limited edition prints were featured in Grayson Perry's Room of Fun at the Royal Academy Summer Exhibition!
Oh, I nearly forgot the crowning glory of being censored by a [male] employee of the Women's Institute Centennial Fair in 2015 - the news story of which went viral!
This is the 4th version of my bestselling Rude Britannia tea towel - updated for 2025 & now 67% ruder!
Dimensions: 77cm x 48cm
Material: 100% Cotton
Production process: Screen Print
From Boobery in the South West to Twatt on both Orkney & Shetland, via Bell End, Shitterton & Minge Lane - there really is something to offend everyone!
"Lesser Spotted Britain" is my village road sign gift range that features my photographs of the UK's funnily, daftly and sometimes downright rudely named villages & roads. Anyone can put a swear word on a product but where's the ingenuity in that?!
My products are the culmination of over 25 years & upwards of 30,000 miles travelled at the coal face of funny UK place names. I’ve photographed every single sign on my coasters, mugs, tea towels, books & more - the resultant archive stretches into the thousands & I'm always adding more!
Since embarking on my journey back in 2002 I’ve had made a Channel 4 TV series called “Lesser Spotted Britain”, had two bestselling books published - 2004's Far From Dull & Other Places (Sort Of Books) & 2015's Lesser Spotted Britain (Portico) &, in 2018, two of my limited edition prints were featured in Grayson Perry's Room of Fun at the Royal Academy Summer Exhibition!
Oh, I nearly forgot the crowning glory of being censored by a [male] employee of the Women's Institute Centennial Fair in 2015 - the news story of which went viral!
This is the 4th version of my bestselling Rude Britannia tea towel - updated for 2025 & now 67% ruder!
Dimensions: 77cm x 48cm
Material: 100% Cotton
Production process: Screen Print